tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74299788173003743352011-08-01T15:28:21.192-07:00The Crazy Onenoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7429978817300374335.post-20588687853617671792009-05-23T06:12:00.000-07:002011-04-19T12:59:31.380-07:00Hello, I'm Dr. Guy Mann, and I am a doctor - An optometrist to be exact.<br /><br />Have you ever wished that you had a degree in optometry but didn't know where to start? Couldn't afford tuition? Rejected by every college you've applied to? Or maybe you're just too lazy to get out of bed like me. Well, my friends, worry no more - I offer online courses in optometry that are both affordable and fun! I will teach you everything you'll need to know about being an optometrist from the comfort of your own home!<br /><br />Yes, for years and years now I have been makin' bank as a professional optometrist, livin' la vida loco in my mansion on my own private island surrounded by supermodels. I have this kick-ass lifestyle thanks to my career in optometry, and you can too! By enrolling in in this incredibly affordable online curriculum, you will learn all sorts of things related to optometry, including but not limited to:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><ul><li>The anatomy of the human eye</li><li>Prescription glasses, contact lenses, and color contacts like <a href="http://coolcolorcontacts.blogspot.com/">Clearly Colors Contacts</a><br /></li><li>Emergency Eye Surgery</li><li>The Fundamentals of X-Ray vision</li><li>How To Use Basic Medical Equipment Without Screwing Up<br /></li><li>How To Cover Up An Unfortunate Accident</li><li>How To Hire A Good Lawyer<br /></li><li>And much more!<br /></li></ul></div>At the end of my online course you will be an honest-to-goodness medically certified optometrist - I'll even throw in a printer friendly virtual degree that you can print out and hang on your wall for FREE! So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and improve your life through optometry! Get your online business degree today!<br /><br />Being an optometrist is easy and enjoyable, and I would know - I am one.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eHHIpQXxBpo/Shf8TZK6q6I/AAAAAAAAAAc/J8FXeKS3m50/s1600-h/optometrist.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 217px; height: 255px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eHHIpQXxBpo/Shf8TZK6q6I/AAAAAAAAAAc/J8FXeKS3m50/s320/optometrist.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339013293375400866" border="0" /></a><br />*Disclaimer: Dr. Guy Mann is not a real doctor and his online course isn't real. If you're interested in getting a degree in optometry, we recommend you go to a real college.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7429978817300374335-2058868785361767179?l=optometryphdonline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Crazy Onenoreply@blogger.com0